January 2012
wanderlust-xo:
things im doing for new years:
yup. plans got canceled. fml.
“I wish I was meaningful. I wish I was talented. I wish I was exciting. I wish I...”
– Dean Monarch, Conversations From The Tea House (via lhommeabsurde)
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
this. : )
“People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing...”
– George Carlin (via runawaytrain)
December 2011
The moment when someone says Rupert Grint is ugly....
basiliskfang:
“You see I never stopped loving you, even though I couldn’t see you.”
– The End Of The Affair (via eletheowl)
i have 4 john green books coming in the mail. so...
“Sometimes I forget to remember how really wonderful life can be. So I’m trying...”
– One Tree Hill (via runawaytrain)
Me: What if during sex Ron is like "Give me a blowjob." And Hermione is like "It's BLOOOOWjob not blowJOB."
Friend: I don't know what to say to that.
I never sleep anymore.
ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
No things aren't wonderful and no it still...
but I had a really good day. I’m happy.
So maybe purpose was still served after all.
:)
I hope everyone has had a happy holiday. <3
anyone willing to draw a tattoo for me? I need it...
Reblog if 2011 was for a rough year for you too
